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I have a terrible headache, I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 462 of 2327 |
I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything,
but I can't prove it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 463 of 2327 |
I have a very small mind and must live with it.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 464 of 2327 |
I have a very strange feeling about this...
-- Luke Skywalker
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 465 of 2327 |
"I have accepted Provolone into my life!"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 466 of 2327 |
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to
sacrifice my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 467 of 2327 |
I have always noticed that whenever a radical takes
to Imperialism, he catches it in a very acute form.
-- Winston Churchill, 1903
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I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.
-- Steven Wright
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I have become me without my consent.
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I have come up with a surefire concept for a hit television show, which
would be called "A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
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